UJosh Billings yayiligama lepeni le-humorist yaseMelika u-Henry Wheeler Shaw (19-1818). Wayengumlobi odumileyo ohlekisayo kunye nomhlohli e-United States kwisiqingatha sokugqibela senkulungwane ye-1885. Uhlala ethelekiswa noMark Twain.
UShaw wazalelwa eLanesborough, eMassachusetts. Utata wakhe, uHenry Shaw, wakhonza kwi-United States House of Representatives ukusukela ngo-1817 notatomkhulu wakhe, uSamuel Shaw, naye wakhonza kwiCongress ukusukela ngo-1808-1813.
UShaw wayefunda kwiKholeji yaseHamilton kodwa wagxothwa kunyaka wakhe wesibini ngokususa i-clapper yentsimbi yasekampus. UShaw wasebenza njengomgodi wamalahle, umfama kunye nefandesi phambi kokuba abe yintatheli ngo-1858. Ngaphantsi kwegama elingu- "Josh Billings", wabhala iikholamu ezihlekisayo kwi-slang yosuku rhoqo ene-eccentric fonetic spellings ehambisa abantu kunye noburharha:
UJosh Billings kwiihotele
ILedger entsha yeVeki yeVeki, iAlbany eNtsha, eIndiana
Matshi 22, 1871:
Andazi ngalo naliphi na ishishini elincomekayo kuneleshishini le-tavern. Kubonakala ngathi akukho nto inokuyenza ngaphandle kokuma phambi kwerejista ngosiba emva kwendlebe, kwaye ubone ukuba iindwendwe zingena endlwini, emva koko uxelele uJohn ukuba abonise umnumzana ku-976, emva koko athathe iidola ezine iisenti ezingamashumi amahlanu ngentsasa elandelayo evela kumtyholi wabahambi, wamyeka.
Oku kubonakala kuyinto yonke (kwaye iyinto yonke) kwiimeko ezininzi.
Uya kufumanisa le nkcazo ilandelayo enye malunga neehotele ezisithoba kwezilishumi phakathi kweAtlantic kunye neLwandlekazi lwePasifiki, ngaphesheya kweUnited States ngokuthe ngqo.
Igumbi lakho li-13 leenyawo i-intshi ezintlanu, nge-5 iinyawo zisi-9 i-intshi, parallelogramly. Kuyiveki yenkundla (njengesiqhelo), onke amagumbi amahle aqeshwe ngamagqwetha neejaji.
Igumbi lakho kumgangatho ongaphantsi.
Ikhaphethi ingaphakathi - ifakwe eluthulini, ioyile yeparafini, kunye neendawo zeinki kwizizukulwana ezine.
Kukho izikhonkwane ezibini egumbini zokufaka iidyasi; elinye lazo laqhekeka, elinye lakhupha laza lalahleka.
I-bureau inemilenze emithathu kunye nesitena esinye.
Iglasi e-ofisini ijika kwii-pivots ezimbini, eziphulukene nokubamba kwazo.
Kukho itawuli enye kwi-rack, ibhityile kodwa imanzi.
Amanzi emvula engqayini aphuma equleni.
Isepha inzima ukuyinxiba njengelitye lengubo. Isepha inuka kamnandi ngeoyile yesinamon kwaye yahluka ngamabala.
Kukho izitulo ezintathu, iiseti zommoba; Inye lilitye, kwaye bobathathu busted.
Kukho umdlalo okhuselekileyo-ongenanto.
Akukho sikhuselo efestileni, kwaye akufuneki sibekho; awuboni, kwaye ngubani ongayibona ngaphakathi?
Intambo yentsimbi iphuma malunga nee-intshi ezintandathu kweli cala lesilingi.
Ibhedi yindawo yeslat-ezantsi yanamhlanje, ineematrasi ezimbini - ikotoni enye kunye nekhoba elinye, kwaye zombini zinzima kwaye zingqindilili njengebhasikiti yolwandle.
Ungena kwiibhedi ezisecaleni, kwaye unokuziva yonke i-slat ngaxeshanye njengoko unokubamba iimbambo zegridi yentsimbi.
Umandlalo uhlala.
Ulala ezinye, kodwa uqengqele kwisivumelwano esihle.
Kwisidlo sakusasa une-gong, kwaye ikofu yaseRio ibanda kakhulu ukunyibilikisa ibhotolo; Iitapile eziqhotsiweyo, ezifana neetshipsi ezenziwa yieger ezimbini-intshi kuhambo lwayo ngomthi we-oki.
Isonka, siqinile; beefsteak, malunga nokujiya njenge blister, kunye nokuqina njengendlebe ye hound. Itheyibhile egutyungelwe ngamacwecwe, bambalwa aboyikayo ukufa kwelinye, kunye nabathandathu abasebenza ngokubhabha kwelinye.
I-pewterinkum castor eneebhotile ezintathu kuyo, enye ingenayo ipepile kuyo, enye ingenayo i-mustard, kwaye enye ineesentimitha ezimbini zeempukane ezirhaxileyo kunye neviniga kuyo.
Intombazana esisicaka, eneehupula, ijinga kuwe ngokunyanisekileyo, kwaye ufuna ukuyazi ukuba ufuna enye ikomityi yekofu.
Uthi, "Hayi, nkosikazi, ndiyabulela," usityhalele umva isitulo sakho. Khange utye ngokwaneleyo ukuba ungabhatalela ukukha amazinyo akho. ”
Umbhali, uStanley Turkel, ligunya elaziwayo kunye nomcebisi kwishishini lehotele. Uqhuba ihotele yakhe, ukubuk 'iindwendwe kunye nokuziqhelanisa nokubonisana ngokukodwa kulawulo lweeasethi, uphicotho-zincwadi olusebenzayo kunye nokusebenza kwezivumelwano zokuthengisa ngokuthengisa kunye nokunikezelwa kwenkxaso yesimangalo. Abathengi ngabanini behotele, abatyali mali, kunye namaziko abolekisa ngemali.
“Abayili Bezakhiwo Ezinkulu BaseMelika”
Incwadi yam yesibhozo yehotele ineembali ezilishumi elinambini eziyile iihotele ezingama-94 ukusuka ngo-1878 ukuya kowe-1948: iWarren & Wetmore, iSchultze & Weaver, uJulia Morgan, uEmery Roth, uMcKim, uMead noMhlophe, uHenry J. Hardenbergh, uCarrere kunye noHastings, uMulliken noMoeller, UMary Elizabeth Jane Colter, iTrowbridge kunye no-Livingston, uGeorge B. Post kunye noonyana.
Ezinye iincwadi ezipapashiweyo:
- Ihotele eNkulu yaseMelika: Oovulindlela boShishino lweehotele (2009)
• Yakhelwe Ukugqibela: Iihotele ezili-100 + zeNdala eNew York (2011)
• Eyakhelwe ukuGcina: i-100 + zeMinyaka eNdala yeehotele eMpuma ye-Mississippi (2013)
• Ihotele iMavens: uLucius M. Boomer, uGeorge C. Boldt no-Oscar waseWaldorf (2014)
• I-Great American Hoteliers Umqulu 2: Oovulindlela beshishini leehotele (2016)
• Eyakhelwe ukuGcina: i-100 nangaphezulu iihotele ezindala eNtshona eMississippi (2017) - Ihotele Mavens Umqulu 2: Henry Morrison Flagler, Henry Bradley Plant, Carl Graham Fisher (2018)
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- There don't seem to be anything to do but to stand in front of the register with a pen behind the ear, and see that the guests enter the house, then tell John to show the gentleman to 976, and then take four dollars and fifty cents next morning from the devil of traveller, and let him went.
- Uya kufumanisa le nkcazo ilandelayo enye malunga neehotele ezisithoba kwezilishumi phakathi kweAtlantic kunye neLwandlekazi lwePasifiki, ngaphesheya kweUnited States ngokuthe ngqo.
- Ibhedi yindawo yeslat-ezantsi yanamhlanje, ineematrasi ezimbini - ikotoni enye kunye nekhoba elinye, kwaye zombini zinzima kwaye zingqindilili njengebhasikiti yolwandle.
