Uninzi lwabantu lukwityala lika-Spirit Airlines uBen Baldanza lokuxelela iCongress ngenye imini ukuba ukuzisa imithwalo “akuyomfuneko” kuhambo lwenqwelomoya.
“Siqinisekile ukuba isigqibo sikaSpirit sokwahlula iinkonzo ezingabalulekanga ekuthuthweni kwabakhweli senze abakhweli abaninzi bakwazi ukubhabha ngexabiso eliphantsi,” utshilo uBaldanza.
Into endifuna ukuyibetha kuqala uBaldanza, nangona kunjalo, ngaphambi kokuba ndicebise ukuba uthi awudingi ukuxubha amazinyo, ligosa lakhe xa esebenzisa igama elithi "khulula."
Umoya ulungiselela ukuhlawulisa abakhweli i-20 yeedola ukuya kwi-45 yeedola ngengxowa ephathwayo kumgqomo ongaphezulu. Umoya uya kuhlawulisa ngokukhetha isihlalo sakho kwangaphambili. Oko kuya kwi-8 yeedola ukuya kwi-60 yeedola. Baza kuhlawulisa imali eyongezelelweyo ngokuchola eso situlo simdaka embindini apho uya kuthi ubambeke phakathi kwezi zibini zokubila. Ezi nkonzo bezikade ziqulathwe kwixabiso letikiti, kodwa ngoku ekubeni kukho intlawulo eyongezelelweyo ehlawulwa nguSpirit, uBaldanza ubhekisa kolu qheliselo ngokusebenzisa igama elithi “khulula.”
Ke elithi “unbundle” ligama elitsha le-bureaucrate elithetha ukuthi “Oku kukuncamathela.” Okanye, “Goba uze ubambelele.”
Makhe sicinge ngemiphumo ukuba akukho mntu uze netyesi xa beye ekhefini kwintaka enkulu yentsimbi.
Unokukwenza oku ukuba ubunokuma unxibe iimpahla ezifanayo kangangeveki okanye ezimbini. Kukho abantu abenza oku, kodwa awudli ngokubabona ngaphandle kwisikhululo seenqwelomoya. Ngokuqhelekileyo ubabona kwiSithandathu kunye noLamar.
Ukuba le yimarike aleqa ngayo uBaldanza, mandivuyisane naye ngokukhuphisana neGreyhound.
Ndandikade ndibazi abanye abafana ekholejini ababelahla iimpahla zabo ezimdaka ekoneni. Emva koko, emva kweeveki ezimbalwa, babezinxiba kwakhona kuba ngelo xesha babesele behlaziyekile ngokwaneleyo, baqonda.
Aba bafana bangakhululeka ngomthetho omtsha kaMoya. Khumbula nje xa uhlawula yakho $8 ukuba $60 ukukhetha isihlalo sakho uMoya ukubaxelela awufuni ukuhlala ecaleni kwenye yezi bozos.
Olu hlobo lwesitatimenti sefashoni ayisiyoye wonke umntu, nangona kunjalo, indlela ejikeleze oku kukubeka zonke izinto oceba ukuzisebenzisa eholideyini ezipokothweni zakho - uyazi, impahla yangaphantsi, isiqhumiso, amayeza, ihempe, ibhrashi yamazinyo yombane, itshaja yefowuni njalo njalo. Mhlawumbi uBaldanza ugcina iikawusi kwipokotho yakhe yesuti.
Enye ingxaki ngale ndlela kukuba awunazo iipokotho zaneleyo. Kwaye ukuba uyenzile, ukukhupha zonke ezo zinto kwiipokotho zakho ukuze ungene kukhuseleko lwesikhululo seenqwelomoya kuya kukhubaza umgca iiyure ezimbini okanye ezintathu, ukuba wonke umntu uyayenza.
Enye into onokuyenza kukufowunela ngaphambili izalamane zakho kwelinye icala lohambo kwaye ubacele ukuba baye kwi-Target yakho. Bathumele nje uluhlu lokuthenga kwangaphambili. Ndiqinisekile ukuba baya kuvuya ngokwenene ngaloo nto.
Owu ewe, phantse ndalibala. Masithi ungunjingalwazi wefiziksi wasekholejini ogama lakhe linguAli. Kwaye uzama ukukhwela inqwelomoya ngaphandle kweebhegi.
Ungatsho ukuba uphendlo lwe strip?
INTO ONOKUYITHATHA KWELI NQAKU:
- This sort of fashion statement is not for everybody, though, so the way around this is to put all of the stuff you plan to use on vacation in your pockets — you know, underwear, deodorant, medications, shirts, electric toothbrush, cell phone charger and so on.
- The other thing you can do is call ahead to your relatives on the other end of the trip and ask them to go to Target for you.
- These services used to be contained in the price of a ticket, but now that there’s an extra fee tacked on by Spirit, Baldanza refers to this practice by using the term “unbundle.
