Ngexesha likaMongameli uTrump: Ukwamkelwa kweSigqibo seNtloko

Kubonakala, okwethutyana, ukuba izigqibo ezenziwe ngamadoda nabafazi abasebenza kwi-White House zenziwe ukuba zilungele ishishini. Isigqibo seNtloko ucinga ukuba ngokukhuthaza (ukunyoba) amashishini ukuba avule, abantu bayakushiya ukhuseleko lwamakhaya abo, kwaye bangxamele ukuya kuthenga kwivenkile yesebe labo bayokuthenga- yintoni?

Enkosi kwi-Decider-in-Chief, sifunde ukuhlala nokuncinci. Asidingi ulwandiso lweenwele kunye neenzipho ezingezizo xa ukuhamba kuhamba ukusuka kwigumbi lokulala ukuya kwigumbi lokuhlambela nakwikhitshi nakwigumbi lokuhlala. Asizidingi iziqholo zomyili, izithambiso zaseFrance, iinkophe zobuxoki, iisuti zoyilo, kunye nezacholo xa kuphela kwabantu esibabonayo nabathetha nosapho lwethu (okanye nathi).

Phambi kokuba i-Decider-in -Chief iphoswe lithuba lokugcina i-COVID 19 elunxwemeni wagqiba kwelokuba ayivase i-USA njengomsinga omkhulu wamaza. Phambi kokuba i-Decider-in-Chief ivale i-America, ndikonwabele kakhulu ukuhamba ngeevenkile ezinkulu, ndikhangela iqhekeza elitsha nelimnandi lesidlo sangokuhlwa. Ndijonge ukuya kwiminyhadala yewayini ukuze ndifumane eyona wayini intsha, enesibindi, neyoyikeka kakhulu ukuba ikhutshwe eCalifornia, eNew York, eKosovo, eFrance, e-Italiya nakwamanye amaziko ewayini alinde emaphikweni. Ndijonge ngolangazelelo lokujonga izitalato kunye neevenkile zeendawo ezintsha, ndifumana uyilo loyilo kunye noyilo kwiihotele zeboutique, kwaye ndithetha nabapheki malunga nezinto zabo zemenyu ezintsha.

Ukuba ndiphelelwe kukutshiza iinwele okanye ukususa iinzipho, akukho nto inkulu, ndanxiba idyasi, ndathatha i-mittens kunye nesikhafu, ndabaleka ndaya kuDuane Reade (ukongeza iipakethe ezimbalwa zeetshipsi kunye nee-pretzels kumxube wentengiso). Enkosi kwi-Decider-in-Chief, kuya kufuneka ndicinge phambili ngayo yonke into yendlu. Ngaba ndiza kuba neetawuli zamaphepha ezoneleyo, isonka, i-jam, i-lettuce, isepha, kunye nesepha yokuhlamba iimpahla ukuhlala kule veki izayo kuba ndinganakho ukukhusela indawo yokuhambisa nakubani na (ukusuka eAmazon ukuya kwiiNtloko zokutya) kwezi veki zimbini zizayo.

Enkosi kuMqokeleli oyiNtloko andikwazi ukudibana noMqeqeshi wam eCrunch, okanye iiPhysical Therapists… ke - ukuze ndihambe kwakhona (ngokulandela ukwaphuka kweqatha ngoDisemba), kufuneka ndithembele kuYouTube ngayo yonke into evela kwezonyango Ingcebiso kwisikhokelo sendlela yokwenza iqanda elilukhuni eliphekiweyo (iresiphi ayisebenzi).

I-Decider-in-Chief, indinika ixesha elingafunekiyo, indenze ndakwazi ukuthetha ngokuzolileyo kubantu abahle abasasebenza kwi-Spectrum nase-Apple. Zivakala ngathi zilungile ngemisebenzi yazo, kwaye ndinombulelo kuba ndinomntu endinokuthetha naye namhlanje.

Ubomi nge Zoom

Ndiyabulela ne-White House ngeentlanganiso zoom. Ngoku ndiyakwazi ukubukela iinkomfa zeendaba ukusuka kwinduduzo yegumbi lam lokuhlala (ngelixa ndisenza iinzipho zam ukuzigcina ndikruqukile). Phambi kokuvalwa koluntu, kuye kwafuneka ndiphakame, ndinxibe, ndikhwele ibhasi, indlela ehamba ngaphantsi komhlaba, okanye iteksi, kwaye ndichithe iiyure ukuya nokubuya kwezi ziganeko, amaxesha amaninzi kunokuba kunjalo, ezijike zayinkcitho yexesha . Nangona kunjalo, ukujongana ubuso ngobuso nabaphathi beepaneli kwandenza ndakwazi ukubuza imibuzo yam kwaye ndilindele impendulo (ukungcakaza mhlawumbi okanye ukucima uphawu, kodwa ubuncinci ngaphezu kwesaladi yamagama). Zoom uthathe lo mbuzo ezandleni zam wanika namandla kumququzeleli wentlanganiso.

Zoom inceda inkohliso kuba ayiboneleli ngethuba lokuba ndibone ukuba bangaphi abantu abezayo entlanganisweni. Unxibelelwano noluntu lwabantu lubanga ukuba kukho amashumi, amakhulu, amawaka… andinayo indlela yokufumanisa ukuba ezi "ziindaba ezingezizo." Andazi nokuba lushicilelo olumelwe ngabantu abazimaseyo. Emva kokumamela imibuzo embalwa eyamkelweyo ngumququzeleli wenkomfa, kuvakala kum ukuba uninzi lwemibuzo yenziwa ngunyana wakhe oneminyaka emi-3 ubudala ngelixa wayemenzela isidlo sakusasa njengomvuzo.

OOPS

Kukho umba weemaski. Kuqala u-Decider-in-Chief uthe asizidingi iimaski. "Umkhuhlane" awunakuhlala ixesha elide kwaye iimaski ezimbalwa ezikhoyo eUnited States of America kufuneka zigcinelwe oochwephesha kwezonyango nakwezempilo ngaphambili. Ndizithatha njengomntu othanda izwe, ngoko ke, njengokuba abahlobo bam bathenga iimaski zotyando, kunye neemaski ezinokuhlambeka kunye neemaski ezilahlwayo, ndaziphulula emqolo ngokuba ngummi olungileyo; Andizukuthatha imaski emntwini owayeyidinga ngaphezu kwam. OOPS! Wafika umhla wokuziphendulela. Kubonakala ngathi i-Decider-in-Chief ibuthathile kancinci ubuqili "bomkhuhlane" kunye neemaski ekufuneka zinxityiwe. Zifanele zinxitywe nini? Ngamaxesha athile? Xa ndiyibhasi / indlela ehamba esitratweni / iteksi / indlela yendlela / ishawa ??? I-PR isuke “nanini na” yaya “kusoloko”.

I-Decider-in-Chief nayo ithembisile ukuba "umkhuhlane" uya kunyamalala kunye nexesha lasentwasahlobo kwaye uza kuphela kwaphela nje ukuba ii-daffodils zijikeleze umhlaba ofudumeleyo. Ngoku kushushu (iidigri ezingama-77 eManhattan), ndiyabona ii-daffodils kwifestile yam yegumbi lokulala-ngelixa ngaxeshanye ndifunda ukuba izigidi zabantu ziyagula kwaye ziyafa zi-COVID-19. Kwi-Decider-in-Chief le yenye ye-OOPS.

Ndikhuphe

Ukuphuma kunye nokuhamba nje kube lilungelo kunokuba ngumsebenzi wemihla ngemihla. Ngamalungu osapho lwe-Decider-in-Chief's kuphela abanokuthatha ii-limousine zabo kwiijets zabo zabucala kwaye bazifihle kumhlaba wabo eNew Jersey okanye eFlorida nanini na befuna. Abadlali beemovie, iingcali zeTV, oosaziwayo baseWall Street, kunye namanye amalungu eQela eliTyebileyo nelidumileyo (abadumileyo) abanangxaki yokujikeleza kwihlabathi liphela besiya kwiziqithi zabo zabucala, chateaux, ukubuyela umva, ukubaleka isithukuthezi sokubekwa bodwa. Okwethu sonke, sinokukhetha, qhubeka nokuphila ngaphakathi kwe-1200 sq. Yeenyawo (okanye ngaphantsi), okanye ube nesibindi kwaye uphume uye kwiindawo zikawonke-wonke. (Owu, ndaphantse ndalibala, uninzi lweepaki kunye neendawo zokuzonwabisa zivaliwe).

Ukufa ngoThutho

Ngaphandle kobunewunewu beelayisensi zabucala, "singabemi" sinyanzelekile ukuba sisebenzise izithuthi zikawonke-wonke (ubuncinci abo kuthi bahlala kwindawo ephambili ye-COVID 19). Nangona kunjalo, iifoto zabantu abahlala kwi Imizila engaphantsi yenew York zenze iindawo ezihlwempuzekileyo eIndiya nase Mzantsi Afrika zibukeke njengepropathi yokuthengisa izindlu nomhlaba.

Kulusizi ukuba iNew York inoSodolophu obajonga ngamehlo abo bahluphekayo bangakwaziyo ukufumana izindlu, ukutya, iishawa, izindlu zangasese… ezona mfuno zisisiseko zomntu. Uye wonwaba ukuqokelela yonke imali efumanekayo yena kunye neqabane lakhe ngelixa etyeshela eyona isweleyo. Ukuba bekungekho kwiinkomfa zoonondaba ezihlala zifunwa nguSihlalo omtsha we-MTA, amadoda, abasetyhini kunye nabantwana abahlala kwizitrato zaseNew York ngebabekhona de basweleka basiwa kwiilori zase-U-Haul ezisetyenziswayo ngoku ukugcina izidumbu.

Buyela kwixesha elizayo

Ngaba kuya kubakho usuku olungcono? Ababhali-mbali bathembisa ukuba ngokwembono yabo, "nayo le iya kudlula." Bacengceleza iintsuku ezimbi / ezoyikisayo zoxinzelelo kunye noqoqosho, iimeko ezingxamisekileyo ezahlukeneyo zonyango esizibhukuqileyo (okanye ubuncinci) ukusuka kwi-SARS ukuya kwi-Nile Virus. Oososayensi noogqirha bafumene unyango okanye ugonyo lwePoliyo, iMasisi, iSpox encinci, kunye neziyobisi ukwandisa ubomi babantu abanoGawulayo noMhlaza.

Ngelishwa ukuba i-gurus yezonyango ayifumananga ndlela yokunyanga i-narcissism kunye nenxalenye ebalulekileyo yokuthanda kwezopolitiko eWashington DC ilume kwi-apile ebolileyo, ithengisa imiphefumlo yabo ngenxa yokuluma ngakumbi kwi-Candy Man.

OMG. Olunye usuku

Andizange ndicinge ukuba ukuvuka ntsasa nganye ngaphandle kokukhohlela okanye umkhuhlane kuya kuthathwa "njengosuku olusikelelekileyo." Andizange ndicinge ukuba ndingakulindela ukubona ugqirha wam wamazinyo, okanye ugqirha wam wokucoca amazinyo. Zange ndacinga ukuba ndingazixhalabisa ngonyango lwam… kunjalo, ugqirha wam uyakundibona, athethe nam emnxebeni, aqhakamshele ikhemesti. Ndandiye ndifumane iziyobisi, ndilale iintsuku ezimbalwa ndize ndibe ngathi ndiyinto entsha. Andizange ndicinge ukuba uhambo oluya kwindawo yokuhlamba iimpahla luya kuba ngumsitho ophambili- ukusuka kwiiglavu, ukuya kwimaski, ukuya kwizinto zokucoca, ngethemba lokuba ndingazukubelana ngesinyithi kunye nabamelwane bam, ndide ndoyame ngodonga okanye ndijike idonco lomnyango lingakhokelela ukufa.

I-WHO?

Ndiyaqhubeka ukuba nethemba lokuba ezi ntsuku / iiveki / iinyanga / iminyaka- zizinto nje ezimbi nezothusayo zobusuku njengoko inyani inzima kakhulu kwaye inzima ukuyiqonda… kodwa ndiyazama. Kutshanje ndiye ndaya kwiinkomfa ezimbini zoonondaba eziyilwe zaveliswa yi-WHO (Umbutho Wehlabathi Wezempilo). Isigqibo-kwiNtloko siceba ukuyeka ukufaka isandla kumbutho, kwaye kubonakala ngathi amanye amazwe (ubuncinci) athathela ingqalelo ubudlelwane bawo kule arhente yehlabathi.

Ndinomdla wento abayenzayo (kwaye abayenzi), kunye nomdla kunye nokugxila kwezopolitiko kwiqela. Nangona ndingenise imibuzo kwiZoom izehlo, imibuzo yam ayikhathalelwa "ngexesha langempela." Ndibangenisile ngokubhaliweyo kwaye ndathumela nge-imeyile. Ndiqinisekisiwe ukuba ndiza kufumana impendulo kwimibuzo yam yokuqala ngolwesiHlanu, ngoMeyi 1 (namhlanje ngoMeyi 3 kwaye andina-imeyile ivela ku-WHO). Ndithumele imibuzo eyongezelelweyo ngolwe-Sihlanu (emva kokukhumbuza i-PR ukuba bendisalinde iimpendulo) -kwaye ngokulangazelela ndikhangele ibhokisi yam ukuba ndibone ukuba akukho zimpawu zobomi (kunye nentembeko) ziyaphila kwaye zilungile kwi-WHO.

Ndiza kuqhubeka nokulandela i-WHO. Ndizama ukumisela, ngubani kanye kanye okwi-WHO. Ngaba lo mbutho unayo i-ajenda engaphaya kokubonakala kwiwebhusayithi yabo ebandakanya: ukulungiselela iimeko ezingxamisekileyo ngokuchonga, ukunciphisa nokulawula umngcipheko; ukuthintela ukungxamiseka kunye nokuxhasa uphuhliso lwezixhobo eziyimfuneko ngexesha lokuqhambuka kwesifo; Ukufumanisa kunye nokuphendula kwimeko engxamisekileyo yezempilo kunye nokuxhasa ukuhanjiswa kweenkonzo ezibalulekileyo zempilo kwiimeko ezibuthathaka.

Kukhangeleka kum ukuba i-WHO ayikhange iqhubeke nobudlelwane bayo noluntu. Ngaba oku kuya kutshintsha? Ngaba ukuqaqanjelwa kwihlabathi liphela kule arhente, ngohlahlo-lwabiwo mali lwe-2020-2021 ye-4.8 yezigidigidi (okanye i-2.4 yezigidigidi zeedola ngonyaka), ngokuqinisekileyo iya kubonakala elubala kwimisebenzi yayo, kwaye ithathe ubunini bezinto enazo kwaye ingazifezekisanga kwaye ibonelele ngezicwangciso zekhonkrithi kunye neenkcukacha malunga nento eza kuyenza kwikamva? Ixesha liya kukuxelela… Hlala ubukele.